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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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I’m sure a lot of people have already posted this but I doubt many of my followers have heard it. So put this in your ears and be happy. It’s the full album of Talon of the Hawk by The Front Bottoms.
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I think one of the main reasons I love The Front Bottoms is that the lyrics sound so much like the spoken word poetry that I really love. He uses the same stuff that so populates and defines some of my favorite pieces.
And the music just sounds so personal. It’s brilliant.
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we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
Get out.
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imagine a dicky doo covered in cheeto dust haha ew
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i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
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