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Whoa, class warfare! Because that is exactly how he said it, word for word. And the logic of this makes total sense if you hate logic or smart things and embrace stupidity.
Seriously. My step-dad has to be in a flying club and share his airplane with like 30 other people.
“The problem is that most of the people that would be subject to the higher taxes the president wants aren’t likely to be private-jet owners. Someone earning $250,000 a year–among those scheduled for a tax increase in 2012–is unlikely to afford a jet–or even a few charter trips on a jet.”
Whoa. Whoa. People earning a quarter of a million dollars a year probably can only afford to take a couple trips per year by private jet. They’re not mega-rich like those public school teachers or people on welfare! I collected unemployment last year, and it covered my rent, bills, groceries, AND my own yacht.
“Humans think that they’re smarter than dolphins because they’ve developed war, the atom bomb, and culture, while all dolphins do is swim around all day and have sex. Dolphins think that they’re smarter than humans for the exact same reasons.”—
“I am not worried about the future of the universe. The universe will continue whatever happens. But the future of the human race and of life on Earth is much less certain. We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity.”—
“See the game? (According to Chris Wallace at Fox News,) I make fun of conservatives or Republicans because I’m a liberal, partisan ideologue; I make fun of liberals and Democrats because I want — as part of my brilliant yet cynical strategy — to maintain enough credibility to continue to make fun of conservatives and Republicans.
And that narrative of conservative victimization is the true genius of what Fox News has accomplished: any editorial judgment in news, or schools, or movies that doesn’t favor the conservative view is elitism and is evidence of liberal bias. Whereas any editorial judgment that favors the conservative view is evidence, merely, of fairness — and done to protect them from liberal bias.
And if you criticize Fox for this game, guess what that’s evidence of? How right they are about how persecuted (conservatives are). It is airtighter than an otter’s anus.”—JON STEWART, calling out Fox “News,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)