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eryntherat replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: theowlintheolivetree ladyhippie … I’M NOT ON YOUR CRUSHES :((( You’re on my irl crushes protestification replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: theowlintheolivetree ladyhippie …
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fylum-qordata replied to your post: fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD … LMAOOOOoooooOOOOoOoOOoOOooooOOOOO I feel like I’ve accomplished something awesome.
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questioneverything- replied to your post: fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD … it won’t let me reply to the original post hm. BUT yup I tried to decipher it for a couple minutes and then just hopelessly gave up lol I did the same this morning because I def don’t remember texting you. I think my brain stopped recording at 11ish. And I sent that at 12:45. It was an...
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fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD “Thank you for you loyalty. You’ve apart mortnthan. 59 years D dayan”
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unknowablewoman: Kevin has a filthy mind.  This was from last night but it’s always true
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Happy New Year's Eve!
omelettesandorgasms: Tonight, I hope to attain a Barney-Gumble-dressed-as-Marge level of drunk. Hope you all have a wonderful night and someone to kiss when midnight hits! ;)
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mirror-of-erised: you know people really should go easier on david karp i mean its not like he  banned links from asks banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks banned enter keys from asks gave asks a word limit limited the number of asks you can send an hour TWICE took away wrapped tags gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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heylittleappleblossom: I learned everything I needed to know about life from Hedwig and the Angry Inch and SLC Punk!
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Reblog if you understand.
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iPhone siri tells little boy to shut the fuck up  →
collectiveaminal: Hahahahaha And now I’m having a conversation with Siri
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“I wish I had a giant person-sized cat”
– Raven
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krateum replied to your post: Well I enjoyed it. anirabbit replied to your post: Well unknowablewoman replied to your post: Well YEAH you were Thanks :) I’m saving that gif because it rocks
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Wendy
Ummm…I’m still trying to figure out exactly what I texted you last night? I think I was trying to thank you for being awesome and still following me Either way, yup that’s about it Thanks for not hating me now!
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Things that were texted last night
Her: Are you being serious? Like...seriously?
Me: Idk man! Jack Daniels and you are nice?
Her: But you can't brush your teeth using me in the morning. Kesha would not approve.
Me: I have a toothbrush. Don't worry.
Me: Idk. I'm sorry. I have toothpast too. Thank you for not mating me.
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Well
I was drunk last night That was cool Thank you all for not hating me?
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fylum-qordata replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers how are you doing this I’m not sure. It’s drunk bondage But everyone follow qor plz
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fylum-qordata replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers how are you doing this block mamonisxcrossfade reblogged your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … wouldn’t… i support druOh look, two people who know me :pnk anything :) oh shit…iphone now and it makes drunk texting way…
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mamonisxcrossfade reblogged your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … block wouldn’t… i support drunk anything :) oh shit…iphone now and it makes drunk texting way… Drunk blogging and texting is so nice blog: hisprophets.tumblr.co fb: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542543528
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unknowablewoman replied to your post: Raven, I like you being constricted Continue… WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN OMG KEVIN YOU ARE DRUNK anirabbit replied to your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … Mmmmm~ I may be drunk but I know what I like ;)
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Raven, I like you being constricted Continue doing small posts so I can imagine you in ropes Do. All of you do the same too.
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If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend Jack and Coke ftw
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honey-slut replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers Drunk posting is always lovely. Everyone seems to agree. I love your nudes Send more constantly :)
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I'm at 210 followers
I can barely type right now I can’t tell you how many corrections I have to make Why are you following me Thank you all, you beautiful people. Send me nudes or love or nothing at all You’re all fantastic
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t… My Happy New Year present to you Kevin. Yup I hid them in my post about weight shaming earlier, but these are just for you. Sorry not quite naked Quinn though. Naked Quinn is awesome ;) Almost-naked Kim is badass, too, don’t worry :) Phoenix is a 15 hour drive away from me. I may make a drive...
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unknowablewoman replied to your post: There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t… I mean, I can send you naked Raven I wouldn’t be offended by this Meaning: you should do this for my penis
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There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t have enough naked Quinn on my dash So fix that
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: Hey… Oh I know all about it. Phoenix and it’s suburbs are huge. I live 1 hour away from it and that’s all highway. I’d have to have reason to make the trip. A visit from you would count as a reason. The fact that you consider me a reason is awesome
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everybody pants now
thegestianpoet: pants pants pants pants pants Pants are overrated
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bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Here’s a thing 10 minutes with me and you’d be all nakey!! You wouldn’t be able to stop me from ripping your clothes off!! This is why I love you, Quinn. Because you’re awesome and smart and nice and sexy and want my body.
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baconbeernboobs asked: You can cuddle, get a boner, and fuck me all you want!
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There’s so much whiskey in my Coke. Also, I’m in love with Eryn.
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: Hey Kim It’s a date. We will definitely go together because I’ve never been. Have you seen the videos? There are videos. Like when CBS Sunday Morning went there and it was awesome.
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bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Hey Kim And then you two can come here and hang out with me!! Best idea evar
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Hey Kim
If I ever go to Phoenix again I’m def going to take a quick trip up to the Heart Attack Grill and I want to meet you there. Just btw.
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I love a beer so dark you can’t see through it, even if you hold it up against the brightest of lights.
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