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fylum-qordata replied to your post: fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD … LMAOOOOoooooOOOOoOoOOoOOooooOOOOO I feel like I’ve accomplished something awesome.
questioneverything- replied to your post: fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD … it won’t let me reply to the original post hm. BUT yup I tried to decipher it for a couple minutes and then just hopelessly gave up lol I did the same this morning because I def don’t remember texting you. I think my brain stopped recording at 11ish. And I sent that at 12:45. It was an...
fylum-qordata replied to your post: Wendy ……XD “Thank you for you loyalty. You’ve apart mortnthan. 59 years D dayan”
unknowablewoman: Kevin has a filthy mind. This was from last night but it’s always true
Happy New Year's Eve!
omelettesandorgasms: Tonight, I hope to attain a Barney-Gumble-dressed-as-Marge level of drunk. Hope you all have a wonderful night and someone to kiss when midnight hits! ;)
mirror-of-erised: you know people really should go easier on david karp i mean its not like he banned links from asks banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks banned enter keys from asks gave asks a word limit limited the number of asks you can send an hour TWICE took away wrapped tags gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
heylittleappleblossom: I learned everything I needed to know about life from Hedwig and the Angry Inch and SLC Punk!
Reblog if you understand.
iPhone siri tells little boy to shut the fuck up →
collectiveaminal: Hahahahaha And now I’m having a conversation with Siri
I wish I had a giant person-sized cat– Raven
krateum replied to your post: Well I enjoyed it. anirabbit replied to your post: Well unknowablewoman replied to your post: Well YEAH you were Thanks :) I’m saving that gif because it rocks
Ummm…I’m still trying to figure out exactly what I texted you last night? I think I was trying to thank you for being awesome and still following me Either way, yup that’s about it Thanks for not hating me now!
Things that were texted last night
Her: Are you being serious? Like...seriously?
Me: Idk man! Jack Daniels and you are nice?
Her: But you can't brush your teeth using me in the morning. Kesha would not approve.
Me: I have a toothbrush. Don't worry.
Me: Idk. I'm sorry. I have toothpast too. Thank you for not mating me.
I was drunk last night That was cool Thank you all for not hating me?
fylum-qordata replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers how are you doing this I’m not sure. It’s drunk bondage But everyone follow qor plz
fylum-qordata replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers how are you doing this block mamonisxcrossfade reblogged your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … wouldn’t… i support druOh look, two people who know me :pnk anything :) oh shit…iphone now and it makes drunk texting way…
mamonisxcrossfade reblogged your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … block wouldn’t… i support drunk anything :) oh shit…iphone now and it makes drunk texting way… Drunk blogging and texting is so nice blog: hisprophets.tumblr.co fb: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542543528
unknowablewoman replied to your post: Raven, I like you being constricted Continue… WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN OMG KEVIN YOU ARE DRUNK anirabbit replied to your post: If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend … Mmmmm~ I may be drunk but I know what I like ;)
Raven, I like you being constricted Continue doing small posts so I can imagine you in ropes Do. All of you do the same too.
If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend Jack and Coke ftw
honey-slut replied to your post: I’m at 210 followers Drunk posting is always lovely. Everyone seems to agree. I love your nudes Send more constantly :)
I'm at 210 followers
I can barely type right now I can’t tell you how many corrections I have to make Why are you following me Thank you all, you beautiful people. Send me nudes or love or nothing at all You’re all fantastic
nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t… My Happy New Year present to you Kevin. Yup I hid them in my post about weight shaming earlier, but these are just for you. Sorry not quite naked Quinn though. Naked Quinn is awesome ;) Almost-naked Kim is badass, too, don’t worry :) Phoenix is a 15 hour drive away from me. I may make a drive...
unknowablewoman replied to your post: There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t… I mean, I can send you naked Raven I wouldn’t be offended by this Meaning: you should do this for my penis
There’s too much Coke in my whiskey And I don’t have enough naked Quinn on my dash So fix that
nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: Hey… Oh I know all about it. Phoenix and it’s suburbs are huge. I live 1 hour away from it and that’s all highway. I’d have to have reason to make the trip. A visit from you would count as a reason. The fact that you consider me a reason is awesome
everybody pants now
thegestianpoet: pants pants pants pants pants Pants are overrated
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Here’s a thing 10 minutes with me and you’d be all nakey!! You wouldn’t be able to stop me from ripping your clothes off!! This is why I love you, Quinn. Because you’re awesome and smart and nice and sexy and want my body.
baconbeernboobs asked: You can cuddle, get a boner, and fuck me all you want!
There’s so much whiskey in my Coke. Also, I’m in love with Eryn.
nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: Hey Kim It’s a date. We will definitely go together because I’ve never been. Have you seen the videos? There are videos. Like when CBS Sunday Morning went there and it was awesome.
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Hey Kim And then you two can come here and hang out with me!! Best idea evar
If I ever go to Phoenix again I’m def going to take a quick trip up to the Heart Attack Grill and I want to meet you there. Just btw.
I love a beer so dark you can’t see through it, even if you hold it up against the brightest of lights.