November 2011
I have to be asleep ten minutes ago
Goodnight lovelies
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to…
But you don’t have to worry about that, huh?
90” on a bad day
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Kinky sexy time now?
I WISH. But I have to be up at 5:30 tomorrow to get to work :(
I feel like such a tease
lol
I’m sorry
:(
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: I’ve made bacon-beer-and-boobs super horny….
You always make me horny, bby!!
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That is almost my actual had size.
Tiny hands increase perceived penis size, I’m betting? lolol
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Same here. I just have such pale upper lip hair.
I propose we venture into the stacheworld on a magical tumblrstache adventure riding on rainbow unicorns
I’ve made bacon-beer-and-boobs super horny. Mission accomplished.
Also, Brad Pitt. Probably.
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And because of that gif, I’ll be masturbating more frequently, too!
majere616 replied to your post: Are you going to shave off your beard so you can grow it back for no shave November? Also, *loves*
It’s actually called Movember. It’s all about the ‘stache.
I’ve never been able to grow a stache so that’ll def be my goal for this month :pPlease excuse me if it turns out horribly
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Are you going to shave off your beard so you can grow it back for no shave November? Also, *loves*
Can I braid it?
Could be fun
unknowablewoman replied to your post: Are you going to shave off your beard so you can grow it back for no shave November? Also, *loves*
more beard pictures are always welcome!
FOR SURE. Not right now because I’d have to get up and turn the light on and I’m lazy. So here’s this
baconbeernboobs asked: Are you going to shave off your beard so you can grow it back for no shave November? Also, *loves*
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE
He masturbates more frequently when he looks at my photos.
Anonymous asked: HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE
Send me loves or questions before I go sleepy?
Some days it was better to stay in bed with the covers pulled up.
– Charles Bukowski (via mirroir)
Today was such a day.
(via pcarasaur)
I've been really slow with my Buffy-watching
First episode with Spike :)
nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: I’m watching 180
I blame you for making me watch 180 :P Seriously this man in fucking nuts. I was so angry I wanted to punch my laptop!!!
I was struggling not to punch my computer or burst out laughing. He’s just so stupid and he revels in it
You made a huge mistake in taking one of us. Release him, and if anything...
– A message from Anonymous • Threatening a Mexican drug cartel with the disclosure of information if they do not release an Anyonymous member taken by the Zetas. Anonymous threatens to release the names of officials, taxi drivers and police officers who have allowed the Zetas to have a run of the...
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I'm watching 180
Ray Comfort is a shitcake dumbass.
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
hisprophets:
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Remember that time when Walter almost lobotomized himself
Are you on your period?
I lol’d. Haha. Actually, I’m still lol’ing.
Well, it sometimes makes me more emotional. :P
And ready for sexytime
bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: Remember that time when Walter almost lobotomized himself
Are you on your period?
I lol’d. Haha. Actually, I’m still lol’ing.
October 2011
Remember that time when Walter almost lobotomized...
And seeing all of his pain made me well up.
What the fuck is up with tv making me all emotional lately?
Atheism's prize flower--Communism
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deanpepin:
Some of you don’t remember the Cold War and how real it was. The Soviet Union could not take this country into bondage because of two things: Our military strength and our faith in God.
Nikita Kruschev, told us if they could not get us through military force they would capture us from within. He was right. Atheism is strangling...
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I cuddle with my pillows because I don’t have a human.
aripockily asked: And then Lincoln's the only one who remembers Peter and they have a beautiful beautiful bromance.
Hey MTV
Stop playing That 70s Show and good classic horror movies.
I don’t like watching your network but you’re making it hard not to.
Jerks.
Laptop charger, phone charger, ethernet cable, headphones
TOO MANY WIRES IN TOO SMALL OF A SPOT
bigdaddybee69:
if ur hot send me nudes u kno because of halloween