May 2013
aviculor:
gloopday:
The team team
You’re going to need someone for Surf!
hannabarbarian:
i like this picture because it accurately explains what it was like when i masturbated for the first time
swagony:
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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I think one of the main reasons I love The Front Bottoms is that the lyrics sound so much like the spoken word poetry that I really love. He uses the same stuff that so populates and defines some of my favorite pieces.
And the music just sounds so personal. It’s brilliant.
talon of the hawk
so fucking good
shickalenia:
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
Get out.
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expertcosmotips:
imagine a dicky doo covered in cheeto dust haha ew
foxnewsofficial:
i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
i’ve gotten progressively fewer hours of sleep this week oops
and i’ve forgotten dinner three of the last four nights double oops
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Anonymous asked: I kind of want your dick in my mouth.
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
Tomorrow for work I have to finish one program I started and then write another one, but apparently the second is easy
And I know a couple of people who wanna go to a hookah bar so maybe that too I hope
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yaoipeen:
its tmi tuesday!!!!
send me tmi questions or reverse tmis!!!!
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veneervanity replied to your photo: 98% of the time
Ahh New Glarus makes such good beer! Have you had Two Women yet?!
I actually got to try it on Friday! I was already like…idk 6 beers in so I don’t remember it that well but I do remember really liking it! I almost got it today but felt more naked than like two women today :p
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bohoartgeek replied to your post: Lights off, hot bath, beer, candle, and watching…
You have no idea how jealous I am right now. That sounds amazing!
It WAS amazing :D
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
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Lights off, hot bath, beer, candle, and watching TableTop cause relaxation
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
–
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via monicadoggett)
today wore me out oh so very much
illhavethedplease:
so……uhh……
let’s make out and stuff?
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
