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will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
the future is now
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"Silent Hill 1" (1999)
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
You have got to be fucking kidding me
it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy
wow it’s like rich white men do not shut the fuck up and let anyone else talk EVER because they can’t hear anyone over how much they don’t care about anything but money
This fucking stain on humanity is also a stain on our publicly funded national broadcast program. I wish the CBC would stop letting this man speak, but at the same time, I’m a bit glad so many people get to hear this douche spew this shit. Maybe it will help remind Canadians that not everything, or everyone, in Canada is all sunshine and rainbows and polite discourse.
Go away, Mr. O’Leary. Please.
men like him must be destroyed
You should follow @tnylgn
y’know. if you ever feel bad or are having a bad day.
just listen to the opening jingle for excitebike.
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